Aiming it, and what we do with what you paste
Put a link first and you can add what to aim at after it, like simgen.dev roast the pricing page. Optional, and it only uses what is really there.
Do not paste ID numbers or anything you would not put on a postcard. Addresses, emails and phone numbers are stripped before it is read or stored. SIN, SSN, card and passport numbers are refused outright.
The creator went first. That is the card you get, exactly as it unfurls when you share it. Cause of death: verified correct on every architecture, adopted on none
That is the card, exactly as it unfurls when you share it. Kyle ran it on his own GitHub before anyone else's.
And that is the framed print. 30 cm, black wood, printed near you and shipped to your door. Quoted for your address before you pay; about $65 in the US, $69 in Canada, shipping in. The birthday present for a founder who has everything except revenue.
Every shape it comes in
Wide for a feed, square for Instagram, a story for Reels and TikTok, and the cause of death on its own. Free, every one.
Bury a friend $4.99
We deliver the notice to the person who built the thing, card attached in every shape, with a note from you. They get one click to refuse ever hearing from us again, and most of them bury you back. The funniest $4.99 you will ever spend on a colleague.
Roast the cohort from $299
For whoever runs a demo day, an offsite or an accelerator batch: up to ten companies, each obituary written from their real deck or site and checked by a person before the room sees it, on cards or read live. That is what the money is for. The site itself stays free. Ask for a date.
github.com/torvalds
ycombinator.com
buildkite.com
ea.com
youtube.com/@theprimetimeagen
youtube.com/@rickastleyyt
youtube.com/@mkbhd
github.com/karpathy
github.com/gaearon
techcrunch.com