The Daily ObituaryNo. ∞Est. MMXXVI

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Every startup, every founder, every side project eventually dies. Paste one in and we will write the obituary it earned.
In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Bio That Says Nothing

319,749 followers, no bio, because 245,863 stars on 'linux' means you never have to try. Meanwhile 'HunspellColorize' still got 371 stars just for existing.

Cause of DeathAchieved main character status, refused to write a bio anyway
Survived byone kernel running everything, seven toy repos nobody needed to make
Linus Torvalds ยท github.com/torvalds