Every startup, every founder, every side project eventually dies. Paste one in and we will write the obituary it earned.
In Memoriam
Here Lies
The 400 Dollar Handshake
It raised 120 million dollars to build a QR code cop for juice bags that human hands beat by simply existing. Bloomberg's forearms outperformed a Wifi press. Turns out the produce packs had all the juice; the machine just had the Wifi.
Cause of DeathBare hands, no funding round, same juice, faster
Survived bya glass press, a QR scanner, and 120 million dollars of hand strength