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In Memoriam
Here Lies
footballNotifier

108 people starred a script that texts you when your team scores, then Carlos ghosted it for 7.4 years mid-registration at Textlocal. The README dies mid-sentence on 'go to Textlocal, regist' like his commitment to finishing anything football-related.

Cause of Deathabandoned mid-registration at a defunct SMS gateway
Survived bycaravan, a logging library that actually gets updated, unlike this one
Carlos Menezes ยท github.com/carlos-menezes
Obituary card: here lies footballNotifier. Cause of death: abandoned mid-registration at a defunct SMS gateway