The Graveyard

Every obituary here was submitted by the person who asked for it and approved by hand. Nothing lands on this page on its own.

The Pivot Magnet

Death by 'passionate about scaling systems' on a resume that scaled nothing

The Trillion-Dollar Kombucha Tap

Death by S-1 filing, the one document that actually read the room.

Quibi

Launched a phone-only app the same month everyone got stuck at home with a couch and a TV

The 502,241-Star List of Links

github.com/sindresorhus

Death by curation, forever pending review

The Airbnb Flex Deck

ycombinator.com

Death by name-dropping OpenAI so hard nobody noticed there's no product

The $400 Hand-Strength Test

Outperformed by its own customers' forearms

The Guy Who Peaked in 1991

github.com/torvalds

Buried under the weight of literally every server on Earth

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