In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Trillion-Dollar Kombucha Tap
WeWork rented desks, called it software, and got a $47B price tag on landlord math and vibes. Adam Neumann sold his own company the word 'We' for millions, then went shopping for a trillion.
Cause of DeathDeath by S-1 filing, the one document that actually read the room.
Survived byempty kombucha taps, a neon sign, and one very expensive trademark for 'We'.
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