In Memoriam
Here Lies
Quibi
Jeffrey Katzenberg raised $1.75 billion to bet that people would pay for TV they could only watch on the toilet. Turnstyle let you rotate your phone, which nobody asked for and everybody skipped.
Cause of DeathLaunched a phone-only app the same month everyone got stuck at home with a couch and a TV
Survived byone rotating-video patent and a very expensive lesson about locked-down audiences
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