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Here Lies
The 502,241-Star List of Links

502,241 stars for a README of hyperlinks whose own PRs have been frozen so long the 'temporary' pause has outlived several npm frameworks. Sindre built the internet's most decorated bookmarks folder and called it open source.

Cause of DeathDeath by curation, forever pending review
Survived by12,000 unread pull requests and a Twitter link nobody clicks
Sindre Sorhus · github.com/sindresorhus
Obituary card: here lies The 502,241-Star List of Links. Cause of death: Death by curation, forever pending review
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