In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Pivot Magnet
Four startups died within two years of hiring him, which is either the world's worst coincidence or his real skillset. The weekend AI project earned 3 stars, 2 self-awarded, proving he's still scaling something.
Cause of DeathDeath by 'passionate about scaling systems' on a resume that scaled nothing
Survived byone GitHub repo with 3 stars, 2 sock puppets, 0 users
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