In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Airbnb Flex Deck
They built a landing page that's just a highlight reel of other people's billions, like a gym whose entire ad is other gyms' champions. Zero portfolio companies mentioned actually work here, everyone left to go be Sam Altman somewhere else.
Cause of DeathDeath by name-dropping OpenAI so hard nobody noticed there's no product
Survived bya Paul Graham quote, eleven logos, and a login button nobody clicked
Y Combinator · ycombinator.com
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