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In Memoriam
Here Lies
Linq Photonics
Linq Photonics wanted to solve humanity's hardest problems in years, not decades, but couldn't get a homepage element to load in either. Ultra-high extinction, indeed.
Cause of Deathburied under six identical 'Element Didn't Load' errors while promising to control 1,000 qubits
Survived byone broken Wix template and the word 'seamless' used unironically