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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Mission District Niche Funnel
One therapist, one neighborhood, one hyper-specific identity funnel: brown, South Asian, ADHD, burnout, women, Mission District. Sohavani built a keyword instead of a waiting room.
Cause of DeathSEO specificity so narrow only the founder qualified as a client
Survived byone meta description and a waitlist of zero