In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Pull Request Backlog
502,044 stars on a list of links, and Sindre still can't catch up with the PRs. 1,140 repos, one man, zero work-life balance, infinite unicorn ESLint rules nobody asked for past rule #47.
Cause of DeathDrowned in his own PR queue while publishing repo #1,141
Survived bya paused awesome-nodejs, 300+ unicorn rules, and 82,195 followers waiting on reviews
Sindre Sorhus · github.com/sindresorhus
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