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Here Lies
Turnstyle and Burn

1.75 billion dollars bet that people wanted 10-minute phone-only shows the same month everyone got a couch and a TV back. Turnstyle let you rotate your phone; nobody rotated their wallet toward it.

Cause of DeathLaunched a mobile-only app during a pandemic that gave everyone a living room
Survived bythe Turnstyle patent, Katzenberg's Rolodex, and 1.75 billion in receipts
Obituary card: here lies Turnstyle and Burn. Cause of death: Launched a mobile-only app during a pandemic that gave everyone a living room
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