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10,205th Generation Codebase

"autoresearch" wrote its own sci-fi finale in the README instead of writing more commits, 95,145 stars admiring a repo that self-modified itself into silence 5 months ago. Even the AI agents stopped synchronizing.

Cause of Deathself-modifying binary achieved code no human, including its author, ever pushed to again
Survived bynanochat, nanoGPT, and a bibliography of repos that actually shipped
Andrej ยท github.com/karpathy
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