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In Memoriam
Here Lies
Cairn, Serverless Trust, Petawawa Edition

"Live across Toronto, New York, London" turned out to mean three browser tabs, not three data centers. 180 tests and a Lean 4 proof stack built to formally verify that nobody was using it.

Cause of Deathadversarially tested by an audience of zero
Survived byone DOI, a bitrep npm package nobody imports, and a Notion titled 'funding discussions'
Kyle Clouthier ยท simgen.dev
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