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Claude's Constitution vs Claude's Calendar

A public benefit corporation with a Frontier Red Team still shipped model names like Fable, Mythos, and Opus 5 dated July 2026 like it's a Marvel slate. Interpretability team, meanwhile, still can't interpret the naming meeting.

Cause of Deathrenamed Claude 4.5 lineup into a fantasy-novel character sheet nobody voted on
Survived bya Trust Center, a Responsible Scaling Policy, and six confusingly named Claudes
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