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In Memoriam
Here Lies
Crunchbase Scout's Crystal Ball

"Before It's News, It's In Crunchbase" promised prophecy, then demoed itself asking Scout which AI companies might go public and got OpenAI, the one guess a Magic 8-Ball would nail. Nearly two decades of data and the flagship insight is still "yeah, probably."

Cause of DeathPredicted the obvious and called it prediction.
Survived byan ROI calculator, a pricing page, and PhonePe's 22.2% YoY slide deck
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Obituary card: here lies Crunchbase Scout's Crystal Ball. Cause of death: Predicted the obvious and called it prediction.
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