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In Memoriam
Here Lies
EA's Next Chapter (Sponsored By)

"Accelerate creativity and innovation" now means a Saudi wealth fund, a private equity shop, and Jared Kushner co-signing the FIFA loot box roadmap. Thirty years of Redwood City became a leveraged buyout press release with Andrew Wilson doing PR for his own new landlords.

Cause of DeathBought by a sovereign wealth fund, a buyout shop, and a son-in-law
Survived byone press release, three logos, and Madden's microtransactions
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Obituary card: here lies EA's Next Chapter (Sponsored By). Cause of death: Bought by a sovereign wealth fund, a buyout shop, and a son-in-law
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