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In Memoriam
Here Lies
Harpoon (Deprecated Since Forever)

"WIP, not fully baked" for 5.8 years, 9216 stars deep, still promising a merge to harpoon2 that landed on either April 20th or June 9th, nice. CEO Of TheStartup shipped a README joke instead of a changelog.

Cause of DeathPermanently deprecated pending a mainline merge scheduled for a stoner pun.
Survived byharpoon2 branch, 490 forks, and a Perl dotfiles repo with more stars than most people's careers.
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Obituary card: here lies Harpoon (Deprecated Since Forever). Cause of death: Permanently deprecated pending a mainline merge scheduled for a stoner pun.
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