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In Memoriam
Here Lies
iocaine, Zero Stars Applied

"Magical incantations to empower the deadliest poison known to AI" describes a repo with 0 stars and 0 forks. jill starred it anyway, along with 42 other ghost towns, none forked, none loved.

Cause of DeathSelf-hosted forge, zero external validation, infinite internal delusion
Survived by43 repos, 14 packages, and a Wayland watermark tool nobody watermarked anything with
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Obituary card: here lies iocaine, Zero Stars Applied. Cause of death: Self-hosted forge, zero external validation, infinite internal delusion
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