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In Memoriam
Here Lies
Learn Languages By Playing A Game.

The meta description ends mid-sentence because whoever wrote it also stopped learning Spanish on day two of the streak. Duolingo built an empire on guilt; this page couldn't even finish a thought.

Cause of Deaththe tagline never got a verb
Survived byone abandoned sentence fragment and a green owl's disappointed stare
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Obituary card: here lies Learn Languages By Playing A Game.. Cause of death: the tagline never got a verb
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