Every AI tells you what you built is great. This one reads the real thing and writes the obituary it earned. Any business, any website, any YouTube channel, any career. Free, brutal, and made to be sent to the person who built it.
In Memoriam
Here Lies
React Hot Loader
12,165 stars for a tool whose own README opens by announcing you should stop using it and use Fast Refresh instead. Three and a half years untouched, it just sits there, hot no longer, loading nothing.
Cause of DeathReplaced by the thing it told you to switch to, in its own README.
Survived by7,273-star blog updated 2 months ago, proving where the actual effort went.
Delivered. The notice is on its way to them, card attached. Your receipt is in your inbox.
Every shape it comes in
Hang it on the wall, or on theirs. The square card, 30 cm, black wood frame, printed near you and shipped to any door. The present for a founder who has everything except revenue.
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