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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The 8,294-Repo Landfill

8,294 public repos and the top result is "AcademicContent," 2,811 stars of hackathon slideware last pushed 1.0 years ago with a README that can't finish a sentence. A $3 trillion company's crown jewel is a folder of dead workshop links.

Cause of Deathburied under its own repo count, nobody could find the good stuff
Survived by8,293 other repos and one very tired sort-by-stars filter
Microsoft ยท github.com/microsoft
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