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The Daily ObituaryNo. ∞Est. MMXXVI

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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Agentic Enterprise

A CRM company renamed AI so many times the site nav now needs its own search engine. "Humans with Agents drive customer success together" while Marketing Cloud Next launches inside a menu twelve dropdowns deep.

Cause of DeathBuried under its own mega-nav before a single agent closed a deal
Survived byeleven product suites, six pricing pages, and a Slackbot nobody opened
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Obituary card: here lies The Agentic Enterprise. Cause of death: Buried under its own mega-nav before a single agent closed a deal
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