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Every AI tells you what you built is great. This one reads the real thing and writes the obituary it earned. Any business, any website, any YouTube channel, any career. Free, brutal, and made to be sent to the person who built it.
In Memoriam
Here Lies
The App For Independent Voices

"No gatekeepers," says the platform whose homepage is Harry Sisson dunking on Trump next to Chris Best bragging about market quadrants. Full editorial control, spent mostly on 9/11 hot takes and jazz obituaries nobody commissioned.

Cause of DeathAlgorithmic curation indistinguishable from the timeline it promised to replace.
Survived bya Discover feed, 2.8K likes on a Biden post, one SMBC link
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Obituary card: here lies The App For Independent Voices. Cause of death: Algorithmic curation indistinguishable from the timeline it promised to replace.
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