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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Bitcoin GitHub Account

90,081 stars, 39,369 forks, 15.7 years, still just calls itself "integration/staging tree" like it's shy about the trillion dollars. Bio field: blank. Truly the strong, silent type.

Cause of DeathChronic inability to write a bio despite mooning the entire financial system
Survived by8,854 followers and a README that undersells itself by twelve orders of magnitude
Bitcoin ยท github.com/bitcoin
Obituary card: here lies The Bitcoin GitHub Account. Cause of death: Chronic inability to write a bio despite mooning the entire financial system
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