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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Cologne Thank-You Tour

4.54 million subscribers assembled to watch a man say thanks for having us in Germany, 559,482 times. 'Raindrops' is out now, allegedly, buried under tour-diary confetti nobody streams. He'll never give you up but he will give you a #rickastley hashtag instead of a chorus.

Cause of DeathNever gonna give you a new single people actually clicked
Survived by435 videos of gratitude clips and one 39-year-old song still doing all the work
Rick Astley ยท youtube.com/@rickastleyyt
Obituary card: here lies The Cologne Thank-You Tour. Cause of death: Never gonna give you a new single people actually clicked
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