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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Documentation Empire

A trillion-dollar company's biggest GitHub flex is a tool for making nice README pages, 66163 stars strong. Flow, their answer to TypeScript, got quietly outmuscled by the thing it was answering.

Cause of DeathBeaten in its own house by Microsoft's typing system
Survived byflipper, untouched for 11 months, and 173 other repos nobody asks about
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