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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The GTM Systems Field Guide

Josh promised a framework people can trust, then dated it 'v2026.08' from Portland like it's already living in the future. Three field notes deep and still asking if the system can 'make a decision without pretending to know more than it does,' unlike this roadmap.

Cause of DeathTimestamped itself into a year that hasn't happened yet.
Survived byfour unclicked framework links and a chatbot named josh.ai
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Obituary card: here lies The GTM Systems Field Guide. Cause of death: Timestamped itself into a year that hasn't happened yet.
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