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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Guy Who Reviews Foldables Forever

18.5 years and 1,844 videos to land on "iOS 27 Hands-On" pulling 6.1 million views off a phone update that doesn't exist yet. 21.2 million subscribers, still saying yes to every email for a month, again.

Cause of Deathran out of new phone shapes to fold
Survived bya merch shop, an intro music playlist, and eleven Z Fold impressions videos
Marques Brownlee ยท youtube.com/@mkbhd
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