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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Indie Hackers Homepage

A feed where a Shopify app stuck at 'distribution' after 72 days sits next to a headline bragging about $30M ARR in three years. Everyone's either pre-revenue or a myth, no middle class allowed.

Cause of Death26 upvotes for calling out a competitor's homepage, 4 comments caring
Survived byone Notion-style ideas DB and forty-three comments nobody converted to customers
Indie Hackers ยท indiehackers.com
Obituary card: here lies The Indie Hackers Homepage. Cause of death: 26 upvotes for calling out a competitor's homepage, 4 comments caring
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