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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The PlanetScale Read Receipt

"This is a place for all the things that are awesome on stream" turned into 2,176 videos of watching a guy read essays and paste affiliate links. 572,694 people clicked "What 1.5 Million in Tokens Gets You" and got a Postgres ad and a Steve Yegge link.

Cause of Deathmonetized curiosity, chased by a PlanetScale promo code in every description
Survived by1,160,000 subscribers, 2,176 uploads, and one recurring segment called Don't Laugh
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Obituary card: here lies The PlanetScale Read Receipt. Cause of death: monetized curiosity, chased by a PlanetScale promo code in every description
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