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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Rabbit r1

A $199 orange square that promised a 'LAM playground' but shipped a device begging you to 'set up third-party agents on your own' because rabbit doesn't support them. The teenage engineering retrofuture shell couldn't hide that the AI inside needed you to babysit Claude Code just to feel useful.

Cause of DeathOutsourced its own core feature to Hermes, Claude, and OpenClaw
Survived bya 30-day return window and a gallery of vibe-coded creations nobody demoed
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Obituary card: here lies The Rabbit r1. Cause of death: Outsourced its own core feature to Hermes, Claude, and OpenClaw
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