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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Terminal That Never Made You Cool

189,512 stars and 2,500 contributors later, strangers in cafes still don't ask if you're a genius, they ask why your shell takes four seconds to load. The README promised money back guarantee on charisma, none ever issued.

Cause of Death17 years of plugins nobody disabled, load time nobody fixed
Survived by300+ plugins you enabled once, a discord bot with 6 stars nobody joined
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