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Every AI tells you what you built is great. This one reads the real thing and writes the obituary it earned. Any business, any website, any YouTube channel, any career. Free, brutal, and made to be sent to the person who built it.
In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Uber Slide In The Hero Section

"The fastest CI for AI workflows at scale, nothing else survives" and yet the homepage still needs Uber's logo to prove it's real. They even wrote a pipeline.yaml just to beg Greenhouse for a job posting.

Cause of DeathNeeded someone else's 100,000 agents to feel legitimate about its own.
Survived bya curl command disguised as a careers page and one Uber case study
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