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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The Yacht Club With No Water

"A collection of unique digital collectibles" now reads like a timeshare pitch nobody's returning calls on. The nav still screams BECOME A MEMBER, BUY AN APE in 2026, to a room that already left.

Cause of Deaththe floor price found the ocean floor and nobody built a boat
Survived bya clubhouse tab, a trade tab, and zero new members
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Obituary card: here lies The Yacht Club With No Water. Cause of death: the floor price found the ocean floor and nobody built a boat
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