Most free audits are a lead magnet with a number on it. This one reads your actual pages and tells you what a stranger understands in five seconds, which is usually not what you think.
You know the shape. You put in a URL, a progress bar crawls, and out comes a score of 62 with red and amber rows about image compression and meta descriptions. Then a form appears. Then someone calls you. The score was never the product; you were.
Those tools measure what is cheap to measure. Page weight, alt tags, whether a header exists. None of that is why nobody is buying. A perfectly optimised page that does not say what you sell converts exactly as badly as a slow one.
It reads the words. It takes your home page, reads what you claim, and writes back the obituary that claim earned. Where the gap between what you meant and what you wrote is funny, it will be funny about it. Where the gap is expensive, it will say so.
The specific things it looks at: what your first screen says to somebody who has never heard of you, whether your headline names a problem or a category, what you are actually selling versus what you say you do, and what is left over that nobody asked for.
Every AI you have ever used tells you your idea is great. Every friend you show it to says it looks good. That feedback is worthless, not because people are lying, but because nobody wants to be the one who says the headline means nothing.
A machine has no such problem. It is not going to see you at a meetup. The point is not the burn: it is looking at your own work once through something that is not impressed by you, and then having one specific thing to do about it.
No account, no email, no call. Paste a URL, get the notice and a card you can share or ignore. The paid tiers exist and they are on the page, but nothing is gated behind giving us your details first.
If you want more than one page read, that is The Inquest: five pages of the same site, chosen the way a customer would find them, cross-examined against each other. The gap between what your home page promises and what your pricing page admits is usually where the money is going.
Yes. Paste a URL, get the audit and a shareable card. No account, no email, nothing gated behind a form. The paid reports are optional and clearly priced.
About ten seconds. It reads your page live rather than pulling a cached score.
No. It buries the work and the choices, never appearance, body, or anything a person did not choose. That rule is in the prompt and it is not negotiable.
It says so and asks you to paste the text instead. It will not invent a page it could not load, which is a thing these tools do more often than you would like.