Paste it. It reads the actual page, then writes the death notice your site earned, as a newspaper tombstone card you can post or quietly close.
This is not a template with your domain dropped into it. It fetches your page, reads the copy, and quotes your own words back at you. The funniest line is always the most specific one, which is why generic burns are banned in the prompt.
If it cannot read your site it will tell you, rather than inventing one. That distinction matters more than it sounds: a confident roast of a page nobody read is just a lie with good timing.
It buries the work and the choices. Never appearance, never body, never anything a person did not choose. Mock the hustle, not the human.
It also will not quote your contact details back at you. Addresses, phone numbers and emails are stripped before anything is read or stored, and government or financial ID numbers are refused outright.
A burn on its own helps nobody, so the paid tiers end with one concrete fix: stop doing this, do that instead, and here is the measurable signal that tells you within thirty days whether it worked. The free notice is the joke and the card. The rest is optional.
Yes, and there is no signup. The paid autopsy and inquest are optional.
You can, and plenty of people will. Every obituary carries a link to have it removed, and nothing appears publicly on the site unless the author asks and it is approved by hand.
That is what the card is for. It is a proper image, sized for social, and the link unfurls with it.