The Daily ObituaryNo. ∞Est. MMXXVI

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In Memoriam
Here Lies
Slacklinker

It promised to solve 'never lose track of crucial discussions' by adding links to a chat app that already has links. Someone priced self-hosting a backlink bot at $250 a month.

Cause of Deathnobody could remember why they needed to remember messages
Survived bya $250 enterprise tier, zero enterprises, one Dubnest copyright line
Slacklinker - Backlinks for Slack ยท slacklinker.com
Obituary card: here lies Slacklinker. Cause of death: nobody could remember why they needed to remember messages