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In Memoriam
Here Lies
The AirRefinery
A 40-foot shipping container promising to end geopolitics with methanol, bilingual marketing in Japanese nobody in Sydney or Austin speaks. 'Status: Deployed' next to zero named customers, zero output numbers, zero barrels.
Cause of Deathburied under its own translated taglines, no fuel ever measured
Survived bytwo office addresses, a puffer-fish logo, and 空気から燃料を never once verified